6. Joke of the Day

[simplyconnected]

Well yes Dano, everyone knows Scotch is a 'Back to School' necessity (especially the teachers, like Robin).

[Ladysmith Bob]

Hot pack paving

I just love this one

[Dan Leavens]

Can you imagine

[Ladysmith Bob]

Hard choices

Choices change as you grow older, but some are harder than others

[Ladysmith Bob]

Neighbourhood crime is down considerably

They park beautifully

[Ladysmith Bob]

Does this sound familiar?

Some things in the world never change

[Ladysmith Bob]

Make sure your ad is accurate

How misleading a description can be

[simplyconnected]

Gittin' all gussied-up...

[Ladysmith Bob]

Electrical tips

Might have used a few of these in my day

[Ladysmith Bob]

Hardcore car guy

Very imaginative handle

[Ladysmith Bob]

Paperback edition

I thought it would be bigger ( must be in small print)

[Ladysmith Bob]

Engine hoist

Usually a ground strap

[simplyconnected]

Usually a ground strap

Ain't THAT the truth...

Last summer, my neighbor wanted to remove his clothesline poles. You know, big pipes welded to look like a tee. Of course, they were cemented into the ground fifty years ago.

He cut the first one off with a saw (leaving a steel 'stump' of pipe). For the second tee, I brought over my cherry picker and chained it up. I started pumping, and the six steel wheels sank into the ground. A crowd of neighbors gathered 'round. Further pumping made the ground swell. More beer and a lot of speculation was buzzing. Soon, the picker was winning. We could all start breathing again as concrete around the pipe-tee started to exhume. That sucker was four feet down with a load of concrete around it but the 3-ton picker conquered it with no apology.

[Dan Leavens]

Dave brings a whole new meaning to the old neighbour hood
" Block Party "

[Ladysmith Bob]

Pumpkin pies

This is the most artistic rendering of this production line that I have seen