6. Joke of the Day

[YellowRose]

The Story Of The 3 Little Pigs As You Have Never Heard It Before! I have laughed myself silly and I hope you do too!

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=l_UegL1R3X8

[Dan Leavens]

Ray thanks as that was definitely a very humorous slant on an old fable He is quite funny in his presentation and looks like a school principle or teacher.

[YellowRose]

Click on the attachment and view the video clip first. Go to full screen for best effect! Then view the URL to see how they did this!



https://hooktube.com/watch?v=DwW_H_0LKyI Happy Thanksgiving!

[Dan Leavens]

Can you imagine coming up with that prank in the first place? I thought Mom was going to have a heart attack

[YellowRose]

I gather from what was said on how this was set up that Mom was part of the set up, so it seems. She nearly got hurt doing that "faint"...

[vermbird]

what do you call an ox with a large bottom?? a big buttocks!.. i ate a kids meal at mcdonalds today, the mom got mad at me!.

[vermbird]

i'm reading this book about anti-gravity and i cant put it down

[YellowRose]

Policeman pulls over a Lamborghini.... https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=278897203284641

[YellowRose]

Toyota's Banned Australian Commercial

Banned !! Censorship....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yodSPLkdR8Q

[YellowRose]

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.

The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:

SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:

SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.

Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.

He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.

"How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."

He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

NUDIST COLONY
Go slow and watch out for the chicks

[frank58]

Good one Ray, That slowed them down....

[YellowRose]

Men In Coats! - Thanks, Chris ~ bird 60 for this. There are several versions of this to enjoy if you google them!
Prepare to LYBO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRhuy7AECMQ

[YellowRose]

Here is what Punxsutawney Phyllis has to say about her ex-Husband Punxsutawney Phil.... Lol..

[Dan Leavens]

Ray it appears he is most years

[YellowRose]

Check out the new Tail Lights I put on my 2017 Triple Yellow Premium Mustang Tweetybird 2! I might have to rename her "Pony 2"!