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I would Bob, but I am about to head off overseas to New Zealand so will be away from my computer (yay) for a couple of weeks. I promise I will when I get back!
Just in case Tom (Scumdog) is reading this I'm only going to the North Island this trip.sigpicBill
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One quick one before I go, by the way Holdens were Australia's GM product...
Bruce's teenage son had just passed his driving test and asked his dad if he could borrow the Holden ute.
Bruce was not all that keen on his son hooning around in his beloved V8 Holden so he set some conditions;
You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the Holden'
The son thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his Bruce said, 'mate, you've brought your grades up and I noticed that you have been studying your bible, but you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've noticed in my studies of the bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'
To this Bruce replied, 'Yes, and did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'sigpicBill
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Competition
A Ford coyote engine is faster than a Plymouth RoadrunnerAttached FilessigpicSawmill Guru Registry #21424Comment
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Wishful thinking...
This is the 'Little Engine that Could'...Attached FilesMember, Sons of the American Revolution
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Welcome sign
What a way to end a long flight - to believe you are in the wrong city!Attached FilessigpicSawmill Guru Registry #21424Comment
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On a budget
I just love it when someone gets creative outside of the box.Attached FilessigpicSawmill Guru Registry #21424Comment
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Blue ribbon
Most likely some sort of government meeting dreamt up by someone needing to justify their job.Attached FilessigpicSawmill Guru Registry #21424Comment
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