6. Joke of the Day

[Ladysmith Bob]

A sign that's always right

Very true for those of us married 30yrs or more

[Ladysmith Bob]

Daycare

They have a back door that joins a classic car lot

[Ladysmith Bob]

Stop sign

I have seen hand written signs like this before

[Ladysmith Bob]

Too many returned tins of paint

There must be a lot of Mrs. Rights out there

[Ladysmith Bob]

Bad Idea

Must be a guy thing (that's what my wife would say)

[Ladysmith Bob]

Pumper truck

I hope they have different gloves!

[Ladysmith Bob]

Reserved parking

What could you possibly say when she parks here?

[Ladysmith Bob]

Yard sale

This is a motivated seller - no doubt some really good buys

[Ladysmith Bob]

Still waiting

My wife just shakes her head

[scumdog]

I love that 'Old enough to know better' one!

It sums up me to a 'T'! (Sadly!)

[Ladysmith Bob]

My typing fingers are getting sore - let's have some jokes from some of you railbirds out there

[simplyconnected]

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words...

[Ladysmith Bob]

I don't know who the dog is - but it does look like my wife driving!

[Ladysmith Bob]

Big red sign

How could you possibly ignore this?

[Penelope]

Sorry to the blondes...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store where they found three sacks to hide in.
When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.